Then I did what any sane man would do: I made it rain on the SHEATH underwear website. So when I heard about SHEATH, I was a little intrigued. I’d like to not feel the legs of my boxers riding terrifyingly close to a ball-pinching situation. I’d like to not be readjusting myself all day. I’d like it if the twig and berries didn’t sweat in my pants or stick to one leg. If there’s a science to men’s underwear-the brands I buy aren’t subscribing to it. All my boxer briefs seem to struggle with doing their job-whether it’s the waistband, or the pouch, or the fly, or the weird creepage they do up my inner thigh. What I’m saying is: I don’t have unreasonable standards about everyday life.īut the battle to find a decent pair of boxer briefs is starting to chafe on me-literally. I like to keep a hand on my junk when I’m watching the game (sometimes when we have company-much to my wife’s mortification). Common reactions from lucky spectators include comments like "Wow, what size shoe did you say you wear?" and stunned silence.I work. So why would you put your delicate happy sacks in anything other than men's sexy underwear with a special pouch for your balls? Your man nuggets will laugh maniacally with delight when you place them in their very own hammock pouch, far away from the sweaty magnetic pull of your upper thigh and safely out of harm's way.īesides keeping your love spuds cool by cradling them in a moisture-wicking, micro-modal Ball Hammock® pouch, these men's pouch underwear enhance the look of your package by keeping your meat and taters all on the same plate. You wouldn't carry a pair of bulging water balloons loose in your pocket with a set of keys, would you? Of course not. Think about men's pouch underwear like this: You wouldn't toss fresh eggs in your shopping cart without an egg carton, all willy nilly. It sounds like it'll probably be fine, but it's actually kind of dangerous. Why choose Men's Pouch Underwear from Shinesty?Ĭhoosing to wear regular men's boxer briefs instead of Ball Hammocks®, ball supporting underwear is like choosing to adopt a "domesticated" white tiger instead of a miniature Golden Doodle. If you don’t love them and feel like your balls have been cradled by a cloud, we’ll give you your money back.
Are our men's underwear with a pouch for your balls the best men's underwear out there? You tell us. They’re kind of like a push up bra for your balls…only these you’ll want to wear all day, every day.
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